T. Jack Skylark-Amati III

After falling from grace (aka fell out of tree drunk whilst trying to woo a baboon), Jack discovered his betrothal to Lady Persephone Hornblower-Holmes and has largely been trying to figure out what happened ever since. Although he has a reasonably proficient knack of getting along with llamas, it is generally inadvisable to allow him custody of anything smaller than a fairly stout goat as he is liable to break it.

After roping himself a couple of old accordions together (swapped them for a radiator, what what!) he prefers to ignore the musical conventions of timing, practice, rhythm or harmony, opting instead for a hit-a-button-and-hope-after-a-bottle-of-scotch approach to his 'playing', and so far people have been polite.